Anyway, I know a load of you readers out there are fans of Professional Wrestling. As I am not, I don’t really keep up on the wrestling news. Still, I’m dying to hear why I didn’t hear about this shit earlier. Apparently, this old 90’s wrestler, “Hardbody Harrison” was busted keeping 8 women as sex slaves! He was not only banging them all, but he was forcing them to work as prostitutes and do his landscaping! How fucking awesome is that? I really believe that we only have one shot on this planet, and this fucking guy totally did it right. His fun may be over, and he may be spending the rest of his life behind bars, but when he goes up to the pearly gates, he’s going to look at St. Peter right in the eyes and say, “Come on, you would have done it too.” And if I know St. Peter, he’s going to swing those doors wide open.
Sadly, I think he’s going to have a different type of sex slave in the can. At least he already has experience.
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