I just spent the last 8 hours comparing two different books on management, and writing a 13 page paper on them. I don’t know if anyone out there has ever read a book on management, but I highly recommend that you don’t. It is the worst shit in the world. I’d rather read fucking stereo instructions. Of course, I didn’t just have to read one of these masterpieces, I got to read two of them, for a grand total of 481 pages! I guess the good news is that they were easy to compare, since they covered just about exactly the same shit. The bad news is that I had to read the exact same shit twice. Still think you need a college education? Consider it while you read this excerpt from my paper:
Edit: Motherfucker, I just realized that I can’t post this shit on the internet, since the professor will be running my paper through pladgerism detection software that will scour the internent for similar text. This means that he is almost guaranteed to be directed to this place, where he will see what I wrote about his precious little bullshit assignment. Poop. Sorry, kiddies, but I had to pull this shit.
Riveting, isn’t it? I can’t believe that I had to read two books to come up with that shit. I’ll tell you what, I was a Sergeant in the Marine Corps. I’m pretty sure that I have a much better understanding of leadership than half the assholes that teach these classes.