I really hope they find this Lacy Peterson chick. It’s totally bothering me that she’s missing. Wait, Lacy? I mean Stacy. Stacy Peterson is the missing woman. Lacy Peterson was the…. wait. What the fuck? I tell you what, if I were a chick and my last name was Peterson, and my first name was Macy or Tracy or anything else that ends in -acy, I would be running like hell, because apparently there’s something hard wired into American men’s heads where they will be forced to kill you. Honestly, what are the fucking chances?
I really think it’s safe to say that this chick is dead and that her husband killed her. Can we please fast forward this shit to the good part when they try the dude and find him guilty? Let’s just try to skip the whole “death sentence” part of it. Capital Punishment is yucky.
I do have to admit that this Peterson case, the twist is a little cooler than the last one. I mean, this chick turning up missing has re-opened the investigation of the death of his last wife, who they now think he killed. That’s way better than her being pregnant. What’s the big deal with someone killing a pregnant chick? Like nobody has ever done that shit before. Now, marrying and killing chicks, that’s hot.
I’d just like to imagine if this guy was innocent. Obviously, he isn’t, but just imagine. Your third wife ends up drowning in a tub. So, you’re all bummed out and shit, but you eventually pull through and get re-married. Then, this new chick leaves you for another man. Not only is your heart broken, yet again, but all of a sudden the world thinks you killed her. Ow, and they think you killed your last wife too. Talk about adding insult to injury! Man, that would be horrible. And to make it even worse, assholes like me are writing on their blogs about how fucked up you are! When you really think about it, not only did your wife leave you for another man, but she would have to see her face plastered across the news and internet. How bad would she hate you to not pop her head up and let everyone know that she was alive and that you didn’t kill her? I mean, come on! I hate my ex-wife, and I’d never let her go through this much shit because the cops thought she killed me! I’d eventually show up and let everyone know that I was alive. This chick isn’t doing that! Either she’s one cold hearted bitch, or this guy really did kill her. Hmmm……