I’ll admit that I thought it was cool as shit when Sarah took us to Hyde the other night. Who hasn’t seen the videos of all the celebs getting denied entrance into the place? Yeah, like I’m the only one who reads TMZ… Don’t act shocked I read that garbage, I am one of the founders of Vanity Spy. What made it even cooler is that we pretty much got right in. In the end, I was amazingly underwhelmed with the place; it was the size (and shape) of a quonset hut with a tiny bar in the back. The perimeter is a long ass couch with wanna-be models dancing on top of it. Sounds cool, but it was 85% guys with their shirt off, and I haven’t seen so many fedora’s since my grandfather’s funeral. I’m shocked that this is where all the famous people want to go. Still, it was kinda cool.