I love every email I get from readers. They are all wonderful. Sadly, too many of them are three or four words, and nothing notable enough to post. The other day I got a perfect one. Absolutely perfect. It was the highlight of my day, and I just have to share it with you:
From: “amy kraemer” <Duke_the_Dog@msn.com>
Date: January 9, 2008 12:10:16 PM EST
To: <Dick@freakhole.com>
hey dick ask yourself how many men have run this country waiting !!!!!! alright got that number in your head ooohhhhh yeah bang up job they have all done so lets pass a torch to a god damn women ron paul sucks ass simply because he against taxaison of marijuina would you rather ride with a drunk or somebody with a little head change from blowin bleezys you mentioned obama did you know obama father is from a terriost nation obama was raised muslim/catholic sounds like the anti-christ to me and when he takes a shit its just concentrated evil coming from his rear end whats a little new taxes if I can go to the hospital and not pay a dime I’m one of white america that does’nt have health insurance but my friends mexican illegal boyfreind does I could give a god damn about voting everyone I know could give a god damn I am not advocating any of this fuckers they all suck my vagina balls but if I had to choose I am going for the one that has had dick in their mouth sorry bout or mom it was your mom right good luck and happy new year you right winged baxterd
How many men have run this country? Um… 43. (Didn’t think I knew that, huh?) And yeah, I do think they have done one hell of a bang up job. I mean, this country has been pretty shit hot in the last 200 years. We went from a newly formed nation to the superpower of the world. I’d have to say that those 43 guys have done some pretty incredible things. Now, regarding Ron Paul… He’s not against taxation of marijuana. He’s against federal taxation of marijuana. Big difference there, but hell, at least he’s also against federal ceremonial of it. Be honest, he’s about your best shot of having it become legal any time soon. He believes that laws for shit like that should be at the state level, like it is for prostitution and gambling. Notice how in Nevada both of those things are legal? If Ron Paul had it his way, that would be how it is with pot / abortion / just about everything else. You know, he wants it to be set up how it was supposed to be in the constitution.
I didn’t know that Obama’s dad was from a terrorist country. That must obviously make him a terrorist. And if Obama’s dad was a terrorist, Obama must be terrorist himself. Can you believe that we almost elected an undercover terrorist president? OMFG. Thank you so much for cracking the case! That was a close one.
That type of thinking is retarded. It’s the basis for all the anti-islamic racism that is fucking up this country. Wake the fuck up. I’m not an Obama fan, but I realize that he’s one hell of a good guy.
I’m not going to bother with addressing the rest of your babble, since you can’t seem to figure out where any punctuation keys are. It really gives people a headache when you can’t properly type your sentences. It also takes away every ounce of credibility you have. My shit isn’t perfect, but at least I demonstrate that I have better than a 4th grade education.