Today I planned on kicking back and writing a spectacular article for you guys. I even had a pretty damn good premise, I was going to write about how ugly British people are. I figured that would generate some much needed hate mail, so I could spend the rest of the week posting them. I really have missed writing here, but life has been kicking me in the balls lately. So, I sat down on my couch, fired up my laptop, and tuned the TV to Family Guy. I always write to cartoons, usually Family Guy or Futurama. Anyway, I went to start writing, but first decided to check my email. Low and behold, my first email was from the editor of the Weekly Wipe, telling me that I was just short of missing my deadline for this weeks edition. Apparently, in the shit storm of my week, I had forgot that it was my turn to write the main article! What a kick in the balls.
Now, instead of having a couple of free hours to write an article for this site, I have 15 mins. Then I have to finish packing up my kids crap to send them back to their mother. I’d try to sneak in an extra hour, but they have to be at the airport early as shit in the morning. So, instead you’re getting this: A plug for the Weekly Wipe. Click here and subscribe to the mailing list. Sometime in the next couple of days, you’ll get the new edition in your inbox, with my awesome article on how ugly British people are. Otherwise, you’ll just have to wait until my life slows down long enough for me to shit something decent. Good luck on that happening…