Author Archives: Dick

I want this shirt so bad

If anyone is looking for something to buy me for Christmas, I really really really want this shirt.
It’s supposed to be available at this site, but they appear to be closed.

note: I posted this from my iPhone while having a conversation with Amanda on speakerphone. I totally wasn’t paying attention.

Eff MJ

I wasn’t shocked by the media frenzy about the death of Michael Jackson. He was a very famous man who unexpectedly died in mysterious circumstances. You know the news channels are going to go batshit crazy. Hell, even I was interested in the story.
What did end up shocking me was the outpouring of people talking [...]

From my phone, for no good reason

I’m posting this from my phone for no good reason other than simply because I can. I realize that it’s retarded, but I upgraded Wordpress just so I could, and I feel obligated to do so. Here’s what I’m looking at right now:

Blogging Sucks

I was blogging before blogging was as word. I wrote online as a my sole source of income for three years. Now, not only can I not find time to log in here once a week, but I can’t even remember to tweet more than once every couple days. It’s pathetic. I keep saying that [...]

An Idiot’s Intro to Robots.txt

When I started this blog, I intended on using it to document my exploits on the web. I have been building websites for quite a long time now, and while I can’t say that I know everything, I’m pretty darn good at my job.
Last July I took a position as a Project Manager at a [...]

Got Wet

Man, I really didn’t think that finding a little time to write on here would be so damn hard. I figured I would give me a nice relief from working on other people’s sites and help release those creative juices! It’s just that after staring at a computer screen for 10 hours a day, the [...]

The Best Pic Ever

I’ll admit that I thought it was cool as shit when Sarah took us to Hyde the other night. Who hasn’t seen the videos of all the celebs getting deniedĀ entranceĀ into the place? Yeah, like I’m the only one who reads TMZ… Don’t act shocked I read that garbage, I am one of the founders of [...]

Trying to be Pimpy

My old friend Sergey was in town this weekend from Ohio. His GF lives out here, so he flies out whenever he gets a chance, and I love seeing him. It’s like a piece of Ohio, without the bullshit of being in Ohio. Sergey’s woman is a club promoter, so when he’s out here we [...]

Class over Cheese

I’ve finally got some kind of layout up here. It took the better part of an hour to get something up that was fairly acceptable. I had made two header images the other day and I passed them around to a couple of friends. The ones I knew would pick this one, did. The ones [...]

A Blog? Seriously? That’s so 2003!

Yeah…. call me a sell out. I finally broke down and created myself a blog. I feel like such a poser. I’ve written online for 4 years now to support myself and I’m just now finally making a page for myself. I figure it’s a way for my parents in Ohio to keep track of [...]