Author Archives: Dick

Got Wet

Man, I really didn’t think that finding a little time to write on here would be so damn hard. I figured I would give me a nice relief from working on other people’s sites and help release those creative juices! It’s just that after staring at a computer screen for 10 hours a day, the [...]

The Best Pic Ever

I’ll admit that I thought it was cool as shit when Sarah took us to Hyde the other night. Who hasn’t seen the videos of all the celebs getting denied

Trying to be Pimpy

My old friend Sergey was in town this weekend from Ohio. His GF lives out here, so he flies out whenever he gets a chance, and I love seeing him. It’s like a piece of Ohio, without the bullshit of being in Ohio. Sergey’s woman is a club promoter, so when he’s out here we [...]

Class over Cheese

I’ve finally got some kind of layout up here. It took the better part of an hour to get something up that was fairly acceptable. I had made two header images the other day and I passed them around to a couple of friends. The ones I knew would pick this one, did. The ones [...]

A Blog? Seriously? That’s so 2003!

Yeah…. call me a sell out. I finally broke down and created myself a blog. I feel like such a poser. I’ve written online for 4 years now to support myself and I’m just now finally making a page for myself. I figure it’s a way for my parents in Ohio to keep track of [...]

~~Please don’t read any further~~

The posts that proceed this one are a random sampling of articles I wrote between July 2006 and January 2008 for the Sick Site Network. I was the editor of Freakhole, and I contributed to all of the network publications. A lot of the content here is…. well, crude. That was the theme of the [...]

The Macworld Keynote Blew

Boy. Today was such a fucked up day, I was damn close to not updating this place. Basically, there is some news about the network that some of you guys might be interested in, but since I don’t know all the details, I don’t want to say anything. I’ll just say this: If you are [...]

Moving To Florida

By the time most of you get to reading this, I will be on the road. I’m moving to Florida (for now). Hopefully, I’ll be back in southern Cali by May-ish. Until then, I’m not going to sit on my ass in Ohio. It’s too fucking cold here for me. So, tomorrow I hop in [...]

Duke the Dog II

From: “amy kraemer” <Duke_the_Dog@msn.com> Date: January 13, 2008 3:23:20 AM EST To: <Dick@freakhole.com> Oh yeahyou

Duke the Dog

I love every email I get from readers. They are all wonderful. Sadly, too many of them are three or four words, and nothing notable enough to post. The other day I got a perfect one. Absolutely perfect. It was the highlight of my day, and I just have to share it with you: From: [...]