I am really starting to get sick of all this baseball steroids crap. Of course, you all know that I’m not a sports fan, especially baseball (Unless the Indians are in the running). Still, even though I spend zero percent of my life paying attention to the shit, I am well aware that all the [...]
There is either something wrong with me, or something wrong with the average American. If you look to the left, you’ll see the results of the New Hampshire Primary. Let’s start with the Republicans. My first choice over there is Ron Paul. That dude rocks ass. He’s all about limiting the power of the federal [...]
Go Bucks! I can’t believe I’m making two sports related posts in a row. It’s nuts. Anyway, today will be the first time I’ve been able to go out since my mother’s surgery. What can I say, I’ve been a good little son. As it turns out, tonight is the night to be going out, [...]
The other day, I happened upon a picture of Princess Diana. I should be used to seeing her, since she is probably the most photographed person ever, but I don’t really think I had ever really looked at her. In the grand scheme of things, she really wasn’t all that good looking. Sure, she was [...]
Today I planned on kicking back and writing a spectacular article for you guys. I even had a pretty damn good premise, I was going to write about how ugly British people are. I figured that would generate some much needed hate mail, so I could spend the rest of the week posting them. I [...]
I’d like to say Thanks to everyone that emailed me in regards to my mother. They operated on her a couple of days ago, and this evening they let her come home. While we aren’t out of the woods yet, things are looking much better. The side of her head looks like Frankenstein where they [...]
Well, the holiday season hasn’t been quite as merry as I had hoped. That’s not saying much, since I’m really not a big fan of this time of year, and I expect just about nothing. I guess it’s saying a little bit when you have no expectations and your still let down. I tell you… [...]
I was sitting around with my dad today, watching House. If I’m not drinking on Tuesday, (which is usually a drinking night for me) I try to watch that show with him. For starters, it’s a good fucking show. Second, my dad loves it. Finally, I don’t get to spend enough time with the old [...]
It is a time to motherfucking celebrate. I just finished my last motherfucking final of my undergraduate collegiate career. I guess I’m not technically a graduate yet, since I’m not holding my diploma… but I’m done with everything. Horray, bitches. Anyway, I really feel like I should sit down and shit a good solid article, [...]
Correlation and causation. It’s some pretty important shit, that most people don’t understand. Correlation is the degree which two events are connected. Causation is the relationship between the two, where one of the events only exists because of the other event. That is, one event causes the other one. Just because two events are correlated, [...]
