Author Archives: Dick

WTF Winehouse

At this very moment, I am writing my final paper for college. Next week is finals, so I still have that bullshit to deal with, but I am almost fucking done with this shit. Anyway, it’s almost midnight and I have to type 5 more pages. So, here’s a picture of smoking-hot Amy Winehouse. She’s [...]

Random Insurance Check

For anyone who read my recent article for the Weekly Wipe, you are well aware of how irritated I get with the government. Well, last Friday was one of those days where I wanted to blow up some government building. If I wasn’t so much against killing people, I think I would have at least [...]

Wrestler Hardbody Harrison kept sex slaves?

Anyway, I know a load of you readers out there are fans of Professional Wrestling. As I am not, I don’t really keep up on the wrestling news. Still, I’m dying to hear why I didn’t hear about this shit earlier. Apparently, this old 90′s wrestler, “Hardbody Harrison” was busted keeping 8 women as sex [...]

Finished Strategic Management

I just spent the last 8 hours comparing two different books on management, and writing a 13 page paper on them. I don’t know if anyone out there has ever read a book on management, but I highly recommend that you don’t. It is the worst shit in the world. I’d rather read fucking stereo [...]

More Rules

It’s getting to be that time of the year where political debates are bound to creep into the SickSiteNetwork editorials. Personally, I’m excited. We have a broad mix of conservatives and liberals, Democrats and Republicans, and every one is quite opinionated. I mean, come on… We’re writers for sites. While I haven’t been on staff [...]

Stacy Peterson? Glad my last name isn’t Peterson

I really hope they find this Lacy Peterson chick. It’s totally bothering me that she’s missing. Wait, Lacy? I mean Stacy. Stacy Peterson is the missing woman. Lacy Peterson was the…. wait. What the fuck? I tell you what, if I were a chick and my last name was Peterson, and my first name was [...]

Natalee Holloway Case Re-Opened

Man, owww, man! It’s time to get the fucking lube warmed up, and turn on Greta Van Susteren! It seems that new developments in the Natalee Holloway case has lead the cops to re-arrest Joran van der Sloot, Satish, and Deepak Kalpoe! Of course, I’m totally stoked to see that justice will be served, but [...]