Category Archives: Life

I want this shirt so bad

If anyone is looking for something to buy me for Christmas, I really really really want this shirt.
It’s supposed to be available at this site, but they appear to be closed.

note: I posted this from my iPhone while having a conversation with Amanda on speakerphone. I totally wasn’t paying attention.

Eff MJ

I wasn’t shocked by the media frenzy about the death of Michael Jackson. He was a very famous man who unexpectedly died in mysterious circumstances. You know the news channels are going to go batshit crazy. Hell, even I was interested in the story.
What did end up shocking me was the outpouring of people talking [...]

Blogging Sucks

I was blogging before blogging was as word. I wrote online as a my sole source of income for three years. Now, not only can I not find time to log in here once a week, but I can’t even remember to tweet more than once every couple days. It’s pathetic. I keep saying that [...]

Got Wet

Man, I really didn’t think that finding a little time to write on here would be so damn hard. I figured I would give me a nice relief from working on other people’s sites and help release those creative juices! It’s just that after staring at a computer screen for 10 hours a day, the [...]

The Best Pic Ever

I’ll admit that I thought it was cool as shit when Sarah took us to Hyde the other night. Who hasn’t seen the videos of all the celebs getting deniedĀ entranceĀ into the place? Yeah, like I’m the only one who reads TMZ… Don’t act shocked I read that garbage, I am one of the founders of [...]

Trying to be Pimpy

My old friend Sergey was in town this weekend from Ohio. His GF lives out here, so he flies out whenever he gets a chance, and I love seeing him. It’s like a piece of Ohio, without the bullshit of being in Ohio. Sergey’s woman is a club promoter, so when he’s out here we [...]

A Blog? Seriously? That’s so 2003!

Yeah…. call me a sell out. I finally broke down and created myself a blog. I feel like such a poser. I’ve written online for 4 years now to support myself and I’m just now finally making a page for myself. I figure it’s a way for my parents in Ohio to keep track of [...]

~~Please don’t read any further~~

The posts that proceed this one are a random sampling of articles I wrote between July 2006 and January 2008 for the Sick Site Network. I was the editor of Freakhole, and I contributed to all of the network publications. A lot of the content here is…. well, crude. That was the theme of the [...]

Moving To Florida

By the time most of you get to reading this, I will be on the road. I’m moving to Florida (for now). Hopefully, I’ll be back in southern Cali by May-ish. Until then, I’m not going to sit on my ass in Ohio. It’s too fucking cold here for me. So, tomorrow I hop in [...]

Steroids and Baseball

I am really starting to get sick of all this baseball steroids crap. Of course, you all know that I’m not a sports fan, especially baseball (Unless the Indians are in the running). Still, even though I spend zero percent of my life paying attention to the shit, I am well aware that all the [...]