Category Archives: The Web

From my phone, for no good reason

I’m posting this from my phone for no good reason other than simply because I can. I realize that it’s retarded, but I upgraded Wordpress just so I could, and I feel obligated to do so. Here’s what I’m looking at right now:

An Idiot’s Intro to Robots.txt

When I started this blog, I intended on using it to document my exploits on the web. I have been building websites for quite a long time now, and while I can’t say that I know everything, I’m pretty darn good at my job.
Last July I took a position as a Project Manager at a [...]

Class over Cheese

I’ve finally got some kind of layout up here. It took the better part of an hour to get something up that was fairly acceptable. I had made two header images the other day and I passed them around to a couple of friends. The ones I knew would pick this one, did. The ones [...]

~~Please don’t read any further~~

The posts that proceed this one are a random sampling of articles I wrote between July 2006 and January 2008 for the Sick Site Network. I was the editor of Freakhole, and I contributed to all of the network publications. A lot of the content here is…. well, crude. That was the theme of the [...]

The Macworld Keynote Blew

Boy. Today was such a fucked up day, I was damn close to not updating this place. Basically, there is some news about the network that some of you guys might be interested in, but since I don’t know all the details, I don’t want to say anything. I’ll just say this: If you are [...]

Duke the Dog II

From: “amy kraemer” <Duke_the_Dog@msn.com>
Date: January 13, 2008 3:23:20 AM EST
To: <Dick@freakhole.com>
Oh yeahyou‚are my fucking english teacher now,I knowpuncuation ‘”;:.,{]is that all you could come up with don’t you think obama learned some of his fathers ideals. Ron Paul will not even answer questions about marijuna so how did you come up with that.Bang up job [...]

Duke the Dog

I love every email I get from readers. They are all wonderful. Sadly, too many of them are three or four words, and nothing notable enough to post. The other day I got a perfect one. Absolutely perfect. It was the highlight of my day, and I just have to share it with you:

From: “amy [...]

No post today

Today I planned on kicking back and writing a spectacular article for you guys. I even had a pretty damn good premise, I was going to write about how ugly British people are. I figured that would generate some much needed hate mail, so I could spend the rest of the week posting them. I [...]