The posts that proceed this one are a random sampling of articles I wrote between July 2006 and January 2008 for the Sick Site Network. I was the editor of Freakhole, and I contributed to all of the network publications. A lot of the content here is…. well, crude. That was the theme of the [...]
There is either something wrong with me, or something wrong with the average American. If you look to the left, you’ll see the results of the New Hampshire Primary. Let’s start with the Republicans. My first choice over there is Ron Paul. That dude rocks ass. He’s all about limiting the power of the federal [...]
The other day, I happened upon a picture of Princess Diana. I should be used to seeing her, since she is probably the most photographed person ever, but I don’t really think I had ever really looked at her. In the grand scheme of things, she really wasn’t all that good looking. Sure, she was [...]
I was sitting around with my dad today, watching House. If I’m not drinking on Tuesday, (which is usually a drinking night for me) I try to watch that show with him. For starters, it’s a good fucking show. Second, my dad loves it. Finally, I don’t get to spend enough time with the old [...]
Correlation and causation. It’s some pretty important shit, that most people don’t understand. Correlation is the degree which two events are connected. Causation is the relationship between the two, where one of the events only exists because of the other event. That is, one event causes the other one. Just because two events are correlated, [...]
At this very moment, I am writing my final paper for college. Next week is finals, so I still have that bullshit to deal with, but I am almost fucking done with this shit. Anyway, it’s almost midnight and I have to type 5 more pages. So, here’s a picture of smoking-hot Amy Winehouse. She’s [...]
Anyway, I know a load of you readers out there are fans of Professional Wrestling. As I am not, I don’t really keep up on the wrestling news. Still, I’m dying to hear why I didn’t hear about this shit earlier. Apparently, this old 90’s wrestler, “Hardbody Harrison” was busted keeping 8 women as sex [...]
I really hope they find this Lacy Peterson chick. It’s totally bothering me that she’s missing. Wait, Lacy? I mean Stacy. Stacy Peterson is the missing woman. Lacy Peterson was the…. wait. What the fuck? I tell you what, if I were a chick and my last name was Peterson, and my first name was [...]
Man, owww, man! It’s time to get the fucking lube warmed up, and turn on Greta Van Susteren! It seems that new developments in the Natalee Holloway case has lead the cops to re-arrest Joran van der Sloot, Satish, and Deepak Kalpoe! Of course, I’m totally stoked to see that justice will be served, [...]
