Well, the holiday season hasn’t been quite as merry as I had hoped. That’s not saying much, since I’m really not a big fan of this time of year, and I expect just about nothing. I guess it’s saying a little bit when you have no expectations and your still let down. I tell you…
Christmas [...]
I was sitting around with my dad today, watching House. If I’m not drinking on Tuesday, (which is usually a drinking night for me) I try to watch that show with him. For starters, it’s a good fucking show. Second, my dad loves it. Finally, I don’t get to spend enough time with the old [...]
It is a time to motherfucking celebrate. I just finished my last motherfucking final of my undergraduate collegiate career. I guess I’m not technically a graduate yet, since I’m not holding my diploma… but I’m done with everything. Horray, bitches.
Anyway, I really feel like I should sit down and shit a good solid article, but [...]
Correlation and causation. It’s some pretty important shit, that most people don’t understand. Correlation is the degree which two events are connected. Causation is the relationship between the two, where one of the events only exists because of the other event. That is, one event causes the other one. Just because two events are correlated, [...]
At this very moment, I am writing my final paper for college. Next week is finals, so I still have that bullshit to deal with, but I am almost fucking done with this shit. Anyway, it’s almost midnight and I have to type 5 more pages. So, here’s a picture of smoking-hot Amy Winehouse. She’s [...]
For anyone who read my recent article for the Weekly Wipe, you are well aware of how irritated I get with the government. Well, last Friday was one of those days where I wanted to blow up some government building. If I wasn’t so much against killing people, I think I would have at least [...]