Man, I really didn’t think that finding a little time to write on here would be so damn hard. I figured I would give me a nice relief from working on other people’s sites and help release those creative juices! It’s just that after staring at a computer screen for 10 hours a day, the last thing I want to do is sit down here and work on this garbage.
Anywho… I ran into this article last week and had to post it. Seems that Hyde is still the hardest club to get into. Thanks again Sarah; I feel like Puff Daddy.
I did get to finally go diving this weekend. I have never dove on the West Coast, and for one reason: it’s cold. After my amazing time diving in the keys last spring, I decided I had to give it a shot. I went and bought a 7mm wetsuit and all the cold water gear that I need…. and then I sat on my ass and looked at it for 4 months. Well, I finally worked up the nerve and got wet last Saturday. One thing’s for certain: It’s cold. Still, it was nice to get back in the water.
I went out with a guy I work with, who’s very experienced with the area, to Veteran’s Park in Redondo Beach. It’s a popular dive site for beginners because it’s very
I’ll admit that I thought it was cool as shit when Sarah took us to Hyde the other night. Who hasn’t seen the videos of all the celebs getting denied
My old friend Sergey was in town this weekend from Ohio. His GF lives out here, so he flies out whenever he gets a chance, and I love seeing him. It’s like a piece of Ohio, without the bullshit of being in Ohio. Sergey’s woman is a club promoter, so when he’s out here we go out to Hollywood and pretend we’re famous.
I’ve finally got some kind of layout up here. It took the better part of an hour to get something up that was fairly acceptable. I had made two header images the other day and I passed them around to a couple of friends. The ones I knew would pick this one, did. The ones I knew would pick the other one, did. This is what we’re going to go with, at least for this part…. Class over Cheese. For anyone interested, here’s the other logo I designed: 
Yeah…. call me a sell out. I finally broke down and created myself a blog. I feel like such a poser. I’ve written online for 4 years now to support myself and I’m just now finally making a page for myself. I figure it’s a way for my parents in Ohio to keep track of me, since I’m so horrible about calling. It’ll also give me an opportunity to document some of the cooler things I’ve been doing at work. So, yeah… I’ve died a little inside, but you never know, this could be fun.
The posts that proceed this one are a random sampling of articles I wrote between July 2006 and January 2008 for the Sick Site Network. I was the editor of Freakhole, and I contributed to all of the network publications. A lot of the content here is…. well, crude. That was the theme of the sites. Some of it I decided that I didn’t want on here, and the rest was questionable at best. What you’ll find here is what wasn’t too offensive to post.
It’s also worth noting that as the editor of FH, I created a persona. Most of what’s written here is written as that persona. It’s not necessarily me, but a character personified by me. I apologize if anyone is offended by anything here.
Procede at your own risk.
Boy. Today was such a fucked up day, I was damn close to not updating this place. Basically, there is some news about the network that some of you guys might be interested in, but since I don’t know all the details, I don’t want to say anything. I’ll just say this: If you are a big fan of the SSN, you really need to keep an eye on the sites. It may be good, it may suck, but I can promise you all, we’re going to try to continue to be here delivering the best content to the sickest fucks around. Until I get fired, that is.
On top of all this shit going on, the Mac Keynote sucked balls. I’m a big Mac fan, and I always put mass amounts of cash aside for these events where they announce big products. In the end, they upgraded my iPhone a little (with features that should have been there since day one) and they upgraded a few minor things on some products that I could care less about. Their big announcement was that they have a new notebook coming out, which is all tiny and shit. It’s great for people who travel and are pussies. I’m a real man. I was a Marine. I have no problem flying across the country with a 5 pound laptop. Seems those pussies out there need a 3 pound laptop, cause those 2 extra pounds slowly crush their girly legs. Yeah, I’m damn sure I’m not getting one of those things…
By the time most of you get to reading this, I will be on the road. I’m moving to Florida (for now). Hopefully, I’ll be back in southern Cali by May-ish. Until then, I’m not going to sit on my ass in Ohio. It’s too fucking cold here for me. So, tomorrow I hop in my loaded up car and head south.
I’ll actually be spending tomorrow night with Mike, the old guy from SnC. He lives on the way, and he’s always trying to get me to stop in…. so why not. He’s one of a couple people I plan on stopping to see along the way. I’ll be posting some pics in the next couple of days, as long as I can get my ass to an internet connection.
I love every email I get from readers. They are all wonderful. Sadly, too many of them are three or four words, and nothing notable enough to post. The other day I got a perfect one. Absolutely perfect. It was the highlight of my day, and I just have to share it with you:
From: “amy kraemer” <Duke_the_Dog@msn.com>
Date: January 9, 2008 12:10:16 PM EST
To: <Dick@freakhole.com>
hey dick ask yourself how many men have run this country waiting !!!!!! alright got that number in your head ooohhhhh yeah bang up job they have all done so lets pass a torch to a god damn women ron paul sucks ass simply because he against taxaison of marijuina would you rather ride with a drunk or somebody with a little head change from blowin bleezys you mentioned obama did you know obama father is from a terriost nation obama was raised muslim/catholic sounds like the anti-christ to me and when he takes a shit its just concentrated evil coming from his rear end whats a little new taxes if I can go to the hospital and not pay a dime I’m one of white america that does’nt have health insurance but my friends mexican illegal boyfreind does I could give a god damn about voting everyone I know could give a god damn I am not advocating any of this fuckers they all suck my vagina balls but if I had to choose I am going for the one that has had dick in their mouth sorry bout or mom it was your mom right good luck and happy new year you right winged baxterd
How many men have run this country? Um… 43. (Didn’t think I knew that, huh?) And yeah, I do think they have done one hell of a bang up job. I mean, this country has been pretty shit hot in the last 200 years. We went from a newly formed nation to the superpower of the world. I’d have to say that those 43 guys have done some pretty incredible things. Now, regarding Ron Paul… He’s not against taxation of marijuana. He’s against federal taxation of marijuana. Big difference there, but hell, at least he’s also against federal ceremonial of it. Be honest, he’s about your best shot of having it become legal any time soon. He believes that laws for shit like that should be at the state level, like it is for prostitution and gambling. Notice how in Nevada both of those things are legal? If Ron Paul had it his way, that would be how it is with pot / abortion / just about everything else. You know, he wants it to be set up how it was supposed to be in the constitution.
I didn’t know that Obama’s dad was from a terrorist country. That must obviously make him a terrorist. And if Obama’s dad was a terrorist, Obama must be terrorist himself. Can you believe that we almost elected an undercover terrorist president? OMFG. Thank you so much for cracking the case! That was a close one.
That type of thinking is retarded. It’s the basis for all the anti-islamic racism that is fucking up this country. Wake the fuck up. I’m not an Obama fan, but I realize that he’s one hell of a good guy.
I’m not going to bother with addressing the rest of your babble, since you can’t seem to figure out where any punctuation keys are. It really gives people a headache when you can’t properly type your sentences. It also takes away every ounce of credibility you have. My shit isn’t perfect, but at least I demonstrate that I have better than a 4th grade education.
